After reading one of my demented emails last week, a number of friends mentioned that I should do some regular writing like a newsletter or manifesto. This made me think two things. One, my friends smoke entirely too much crack. Two, that might not be such a bad idea. After all, my therapist was saying that sharing my thoughts might just help to silence the voices in my head. So having said that, you people know who you are and you are to blame: I have decided to start a web log, or as the kids call it, a blog.
You may be wondering what the title is referring to, "He was quiet and kept to himself." It's the description that some might use to describe me. Oddly enough its also the description most often used by neighbors to describe the guy that just went postal in a day care with an automatic rifle or the guy that keeps the sodomized bodies of hitchhikers next to his ice cream in a chest freezer in his basement. Not that I'm anything like that but I'm just saying, here's a look into my thoughts.
There is a chance that you'll find something that I have written is profound or that you agree with one of my points. If that is the case there is probably something wrong with you. Regardless, you can rest assured that most things that I post are half stolen, half plagiarized, and the other half I have probably taken without permission.
More often you will likely be insulted, grossed out, and feel slightly dirty after reading a post. If that is the case, please feel free to stop reading and ask me to take you off of my mailing list. Of course you'll need a sense of humor, no need to leave nasty comments, I'm sensitive. I think Hitler said it best, "Words never hurt anybody."
No comments:
Post a Comment